So I normally don’t put up stores on the site, unless they are so bizarre that I feel like I should share them. I think babyGoth meets that criteria, I thought it was fake for a while, but I’m pretty sure it’s real. Which leads me to wonder, who buys goth clothes for a baby!?!?

First up, the Goth Coloring Book…oh there is so much to say about this. The description reads: This book is one that will bring back great childhood memories…

The cover is going to give me nightmares

Ahh yes, who doesn’t remember the classic, “G” is for Graveyard or “Z” is for Zzzzz. Wait what? “Z” is for Zzzzz…umm because Goths are so sleepy, also NOT A WORD!?

Oh, but maybe you have an infant, perhaps you might be interested in some onesies??

Stay classy babygoth

This one reads: My mum is a porn star. Also available in long-sleeved t-shirt for your little girl.

Mini-scythe not included

Or you could get the skull-themed one for your Lil’ Reaper.

I might be way off base since I don’t have kids, but is the “mommy what’s a porn star” conversation really for a toddler? I mean that shouldn’t come up until at least 10.

Thanks babygoth.com! And thanks to Marc for the submit, it’s good to know there’s a site for that!