OMG cake ya’ll!!! CAKEEEE!!! Let me just say, I love cake…well really I love icing, the cake is just the delivery vehicle. I think eating icing directly out of a can, while probably more efficient, is a rock-bottom that I haven’t quite hit yet.

I thought cakewrecks.blogspot.com was so amusing, I mean their mascot is a baby riding a icing carrot. A good portion of the cake wrecks are misspellings or what seem to be drunken piping escapades. Some cakes are so wonderfully tacky, not this cake though. This cake is totally appropriate.

Time to work on that bucket-list Niko.

I’m sure bakers must get bizarre requests for what they write on cakes, but I don’t think “Nuts Allergy” is a nickname. I’m just saying it can’t hurt to double check something before you write it in icing.

heh, someone is going to get a slice that just says 'Nuts'

There are some pretty nasty cakes on there, not just wouldn’t-eat-it gross but health-code-violation gross. Also, cookie cakes are an abomination.

I threw up in my mouth a little

In case you can’t see…that is a used pregnancy test on top of the cake.

Thanks cakewrecks.blogspot.com! Its good to know there’s a site for that.