cannotunsee.tumblr.com

You should always beware when you click links that include the word “unsee” because there are things on the interwebs that can haunt you! I’m still struggling to block out certain images that may or may not have included a ring.

That being said, there is nothing on this site (so far) that will cause permanent damage. I found it more amusing than anything else. In fact, I was trying to find a “hot chicks” blog to post about, but I was derailed in my search by this site, sorry I’m easily distracted. Keep on reading »

pastramiblog.blogspot.com

The real reason I’m writing this is to tell you about the most delicious bread of all time, Dutch Crunch. I’m so utterly in love with the bread that I’ve made a sandwich with just the bread, mayo and hot pepper slices. It was sad and delightful all at once. I was reading this blog and the author was waxing poetically about it too, so I feel like we are soulmates or at the very least bread eskimo brothers. Keep on reading »

youparklikeanasshole.com

I drove for over a year with a broken horn, I know it’s wrong, but after about a month I decided it was the best remedy for my uncontrollable road-rage. I’ve never been so calm and at peace with driving. As soon as the horn was fixed I was back to my normal frothy, ragey self, it was a sad day, but at least I passed inspection. The only thing that makes me more crazy than terrible driving is terrible parking. This site is more like a PSA on how to park. Keep on reading »