Once when I was driving to work really early in the morning I saw three G-Unit tour buses on an empty stretch of highway. It was so weird, like seeing your high school science teacher at a bar, you never realize how lame they are until you see it out of context.

Just to be clear this website is not about snacks, although you would be surprised at how often foodstuffs comes up in rap lyrics. Oh also, it kind of goes without saying, but since the site features rap lyrics, its probably NSFW or kids or delicate constitutions.

“Dear Mr. Toilet, I’m the shit.”-Lil’ Wayne

I think this is how you potty-train little kids, although I think Mr. Toilet is a little formal. I normally call mine Steven.

“Car smell like blue cheese.”-Rick Ross
“Your cheese is average.”-Rick Ross

I imagine Rick Ross is the kind of guy who goes grocery shopping hungry and comes home with a cart full of chocolate chip cookies and beef jerky.

“I’m on a 24-hour champagne diet.”-Drake

Oh Drake. Listen, I liked you well enough on Degrassi. You tried too hard to be smooth, it was endearing at the time. I can see now that it wasn’t really ‘acting’ though. So let’s be clear; your name is Aubrey, you’re a middle-class kid from Toronto, and you still freak out a little bit when you see boobies.

This site is a good one. It was nice being reminded that when you strip away the videos and auto-tune, rappers are really just a bunch of people who talk about poop and cheese.

Thanks snacksandshit.com! It’s good to know there’s a site for that.