In case you’ve been living in cave for the past year or you happen to have a life, I’m going to put this site up, just on the off chance you haven’t heard of it. I check it everyday, sometimes more than once, and it never fails to make me laugh. It reminds me of my college days…in both the good way and the bad way.

(604):
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
(778):
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
(604):
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.

Reading that text just made me both physically shudder and laugh.

(215)
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.

I wish I could say this is a totally random occurance for a Delaware bar…yep, I really, really wish I could say that.

(915):
I told you I was good to drive
(1-915):
dumbass I drove… you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

I have a running debate on which of these texts are fake. But believing is way more fun than being cynical, so I say they all are real, just like the elusive yeti, which is also REAL!

Nothing is sacred on TFLN, so be forwarned that you could encounter just about anything, the one redeeming quality is that it’s all in SMS format so at least you don’t have to worry about pictures. For that you have to go to their Flick group.

Thanks textfromlastnight.com! It’s good to know there’s a site for that.