Okay, I have to stop writing about food blogs. I just went to the fridge and seriously contemplated eating cold Indian leftovers at 9am. I kept thinking, why am I so hungry this morning…then I remembered “oh yea the Guinness chocolate pudding.” I’m not going to lie, I would eat some of the things that get posted, but in many cases I think it would be better just to eat straight up lard than some of these concoctions. But hey that’s the premise of the site.

This pudding looks amazing, I want a bucket of it.
The common theme is “bacon makes everything better”, but I don’t think even bacon can save the catastrophic fails that are sometimes posted.

Your arteries have agreed to your terms of surrender.
There is something so unsettling about this…oh let’s just call it a sandwich.
I do appreciate the creativity though and I couldn’t decide what was more impressive, the bacon mug or the bacon and hot dog turtles, so I’ll just put both up.

How does one eat this?

3 baby turtles!
I think I want a salad now…and that chocolate pudding, I’ll take that too.
Thanks thisiswhyyourefat.com! Its good to know there’s a site for that.
Edit: Alas, this site no longer exists! You will be missed catalog o’ fattening foods.
Put a piece of lettuce on top of the bacon sandwich and it becomes healthy.
Does the same lettuce principle apply to the cheddar filled bacon mug?
A carrot stir-stick in the cheddar filled bacon mug makes it just as healthy as the lettuce-topped bacon sandwich.
oh so you just put the carrot stick in, swirl and remove? Tada! Healthy liquid cheese.
I know from experience that cold Indian leftovers are good ANY time of day. Just gotta plan carefully for when it will, you know, come out the other end.
Ahh Indian food, still not as bad as HotPockets though. I have no proof, but I’m pretty sure HotPockets are child of an unholy union between the toilet paper industry and Purina, Human Division.
This is so gross, I think that people need to get ahold of themselves and realize that this is why the US society is overweight. It’s unnatural, and disgusting. Making pizza a vegitable? They did this because they thought there was so much tomato sauge on the pizza it should be a vegitable, but hello… is anyone actually awake? TOMATOS ARE A FRUIT!!!!!!!!!! This is crazy, no one pays attention to details, they’re just trying to distract us from the internet censored law that’s being passed, yup, internet will no longer be free, we’ll be seeing what they want us to see. This world is going to hell, enjoy the ride.
Uhhh, Meg……pizza-vegetable was not a debate for health, it was for money.
Also, the debate was about fruits and vegetables.
Don’t post things that you haven’t looked into.
Maybe if you didn’t copy-paste everything you’d realize that volumes is only a secondary problem, outsourcing means that things need to be sold cheap, cheap ingredients taste like crap, sugar, salt, and fat are cheaper than better ingredients…